Fiona, potting-shed Sunday
Minutes 40, Effort 4.5, Weight 72
About 216 kcal. A MET estimate only, not a lab measurement.
Garden Football Calories
Garden Football Calories takes minutes, effort, weight and turns them into a number you can read in one sitting. MET × kg × hours. A rough activity estimate. It is a quick sense check in the browser, not a diagnosis.
Your details
Enter minutes, effort, weight.
What is this calculator?
Garden Football Calories takes minutes, effort, weight and turns them into a number you can read in one sitting. MET × kg × hours. A rough activity estimate. It is a quick sense check in the browser, not a diagnosis.
How it works
- Enter minutes, effort, weight in the units on the form.
- We apply the method described under the result.
- Read the number as a sketch. If it worries you, take the original figures to a GP.
Common questions
What is the garden football calories calculator?
It turns minutes, effort, weight into a garden football calories figure you can read in one sitting. Use it as a guide, not a diagnosis.
Does this replace my GP?
No. The maths stays in your browser. Speak to a GP if you are worried about your health.
Can I treat the number as a target?
Treat it as a planning figure. Real weeks wobble. If a goal feels extreme, stop and get proper advice.
Example scenarios
Niall, bank holiday beds
Minutes 48.8, Effort 5.5, Weight 87.8
About 393 kcal. A MET estimate only, not a lab measurement.
Nia, an hour on the lawn
Minutes 31.2, Effort 3.5, Weight 56.2
About 102 kcal. A MET estimate only, not a lab measurement.
Understanding your results
Treat this as a snapshot for garden football calories, not a verdict. If the number worries you, take it to your GP rather than stacking new rules on yourself.
About this result
Guidance only. Calculations run in your browser. Numbers are estimates, not a diagnosis.
How we calculate
MET × kg × hours. A rough activity estimate.
Limitations
- Illustration only.
- Not personal medical advice.
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